C:\WEBSITES\c0ffee0verd0se.exe _×

we make sick websites for small businesses
& drink way too much coffee doing it.

SITE UNDER PERPETUAL CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1999
★ HAND-CODED ★ ✓ MOBILE READY 100% NO CLIP-ART FUELED BY ESPRESSO
// wtf do we even do

stuff that
gets you paid

you run the shop. we make sure the internet knows you exist & makes you look like a big deal.

AVAILABLE NOW
🖥️

websites that slap

custom, hand-built sites. zero cookie-cutter templates. fast, weird, and unmistakably yours.

$ starts at a latte budget
coming soon
🛒

online shops

sell your stuff & take money while you sleep. carts, checkout, the whole racket.

coming soon
🔎

show up on google

SEO so actual humans can find you instead of the shop three blocks over.

coming soon
💀

logos & brand junk

make your biz look legit. logos, stickers, menus, the works. attitude included.

// on the workbench

fresh builds
in progress

a peek at what's brewing right now. live projects still getting their finishing touches.

🚧 IN PROGRESS
▶ radcoffee.com×
RAD
COFFEE
☕ neon shakes · spooky lattes · horrorcade
ORDER A ZOMBIE ▸
coffee shop → online menu + merch. ~75% brewed.
🚧 IN PROGRESS
▶ astrotarts.com×
ASTRO
TARTS
🛸 vegan cosmic treats from cosmic bakery
ENTER THE GALAXY ▸
cosmic bakery → shop + treat drops. wiring up the cart.
🚧 IN PROGRESS
▶ jadevalore.com×
JADE
VALORE
✦ founder · maker · certified caffeine goblin
MEET JADE ▸
personal brand → portfolio tying it all together. first drafts up.
// how it goes down

four shots
to launch

01

caffeinate

we meet up, you talk, we take notes and slam an espresso. no jargon, promise.

02

sketch

we mock it up loud & custom. you tell us what rules and what gets torched.

03

build

hand-coded, fast, works on every phone. no bloated page-builder garbage.

04

launch

we push it live & show you the ropes so you're never stuck.

// sign the guestbook

people talk

★ GUESTBOOK.HTML ★4 entries
🌮 Rosa @ El Diablo
★★★★★
ordering went online and now we sell out by 8pm. these caffeinated goblins are the real deal.
💿 Dex @ Waxed Out
★★★★★
site looks like our shop feels. finally. no corporate stock-photo nonsense.
✝ Mari @ Sacred Heart
★★★★★
booking system booked me solid for a month. i owe them a tattoo.
🌱 Theo @ Little Shop
★★★★★
they built it in a week and it hasn't broken once. wizardry, probably.
// holler at us

let's build
something loud

☕ ./holler.sh — c0ffee0verd0se terminal
tell us about your shop_