C:\WEBSITES\c0ffee0verd0se.exe
we are

i build the stuff
your business runs on.

websites. the apps your crew uses. the logo on the cup.
self-taught, 10+ years in, and faster than makes sense.

SITE UNDER PERPETUAL CONSTRUCTION SINCE 1999
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// operator, not agency

i run shops too.
so i build what actually gets used.

the time clock, the training app, the live labor number on the iPad — i built those for my own stores first, because i needed them and nobody made them right. then i started building them for other people. nothing on this site is theoretical.

10+
years, self-taught. the developer flaked a weekend before launch, so i learned to code that weekend. with a lot of coffee.
2–3
days to a live site. apps take longer. nothing takes a month of meetings.
0
hourly rates. you pay per thing. you know the number before we start.
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// recent builds

three things i made
this month.

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// who

hi, i'm jade.
i make things for people.

ten-plus years of making websites and brands. the code part i learned in one weekend, because the developer flaked and i had a launch date.

that weekend ran on a frankly irresponsible amount of coffee. hence the name. now i build the tools my own shops run on, and i build them for other owners who are done waiting on someone else.

i like the moment where someone opens the thing i made and goes "wait, that's mine?" that's the whole job.

i'm fast because i've done it a thousand times, not because i'm cutting corners. and i don't charge by the hour, because a clock would punish you for that.

— built on purpose. every time.c0ffee0verd0se · southern california · works anywhere
100%
remote. text, email, zoom. zero meetings about meetings.
1
person. the one you text is the one who builds it.
∞
revisions until it's right. we work on it together.
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// how it goes down

four shots
to launch.

01

holler

fill out the intake or just text. tell me what you sell and what's annoying you.

02

sketch

i mock it up loud & custom. you tell me what rules and what gets torched.

03

build

fast, from scratch, works on every phone. AI does the grunt work, i do the judging.

04

launch

live, with legal pages and your icon in google. i show you the ropes so you're never stuck.

no hourly.
ever.
you pay per product: a site, a page, an app, a logo. you know the number before we start, and you get it ASAP because nobody's watching a meter.
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// holler at us

let's build
something loud

it's all digital — text us, email us, or jump on a zoom whenever it suits you. we never make you show up in person. drop a note and we'll holler back.

✷ ./holler.sh — c0ffee0verd0se terminal
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